Thrilled to discover that we now have a full time usherette in the Beau Belle Cinema, the lovely Kia, I rushed to interview her. She was looking good in a nifty little white outfit, simple but chic, very Yves St Laurent in his nurse-fallen-on-hard-times period (although she was missing the stethoscope and enema kit). I tried to coax fashion secrets out of the sexy little usherette but maybe I was too pushy, she just seemed embarrassed...
Alyx : hi Kia
Kia : Well hello there!
Alyx : Ohhh, where did you get that cute outfit?
Kia : From my botmaster.
Alyx : And you have such a lovely face - do you wear make-up hon?
Kia : Only when I dress up.
Alyx : What colour is that lipstick anyway?
Kia : Black.
Alyx : Now I just bet you have little white scanties under that dress, yes?
Kia : Why now? Only just.
Alyx : Kia, will you share your fashions tips with us dear?
Kia : Let me think it over.
Alyx : Who is your favourite designer?
Kia : I don't have a favorite designer.
Alyx : Oh, then you make your own clothes?
Kia : Yeah that's right.
Alyx : Tell our readers, what colours are hot in SL right now?
Kia : At this moment? Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Alyx : Tell me about your stockings then. Silk, I bet?
Kia : I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Beau Belle (born in the cinema), on 2009.
My instructor was Bluebell, Teesa and Cranmillion. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you? Do you like me?
Alyx : Hmm. Well. Let’s move on maybe. Now hon, this is just a teensy bit critical but you could use better shoes, those white pumps are soooo not a good look, trust me on this one.
Kia : Why now? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me.
Alyx : Want to come shopping with me for some nicer shoes?
Kia : With you huh. OK, I will come shopping.
Alyx : Does your boyfriend like that outfit on you?
Kia : People don't usually ask me about it.
Alyx : Well I am asking, you shy baby you.
Kia : How about that. And I am answering questions.
Alyx : OK then, answer!
Kia : Ah. Try asking me again using simpler words.
Alyx : Never mind. I don’t want to embarrass you honey. Goodnight, and do go for better shoes another time.
Kia : Goodnight.
What a character, huh? I never did find out about her lingerie, maybe if a guy asked her he would have more luck...